shit happens

Religions of the World

TAOISM: "Shit happens."
HINDUISM: "This shit has happened before."
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
BUDDHISM: "If shit happens, it isn't really shit."
ZEN: "What is the sound of shit happening."
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS: Knock, Knock. "Shit happens."
ATHEISM: "There is no shit."
AGNOSTICISM: "I don't know whether shit happens."
PROTESTANTISM: "Shit won't happen if I work harder."
CATHOLICISM: "If shit happens, I deserved it."
JUDAISM: "Why does shit always happen to us?"