Religions of the World (a humorous approach)

                   Religions of the World

            TAOISM:  "Shit happens."
          HINDUISM:  "This shit has happened before."
      CONFUCIANISM:  Confucius say, "Shit happens."
          BUDDHISM:  "If shit happens, it isn't really shit."
               ZEN:  "What is the sound of shit happening."
 JEHOVAH'S WITNESS:  Knock, Knock. "Shit happens."
           ATHEISM:  "There is no shit."
       AGNOSTICISM:  "I don't know whether shit happens."
     PROTESTANTISM:  "Shit won't happen if I work harder."
       CATHOLICISM:  "If shit happens, I deserved it."
           JUDAISM:  "Why does shit always happen to us?"